Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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