We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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