Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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