GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Randomize
