just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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