Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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