I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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