My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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