Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The police scanner is talking about you again....
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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