i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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