I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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