she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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