The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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