capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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