I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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