I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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