he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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