We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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