Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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