About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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