I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my being single is dangerous.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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