I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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