White coat. Heels.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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