My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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