Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My balls are so social today.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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