the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he quoted the bible to break up with me
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
