another moral hangover. fuck.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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