Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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