dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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