hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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