Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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