This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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