What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You need a sexual gate keeper
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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