Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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