u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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