please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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