They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
