corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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