You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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