Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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