these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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