weddingsv make me drug and hornr
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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