My balls are so social today.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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