hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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