I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He passed out mid-signature
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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