gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what if I'm pregnant?
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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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