ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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