is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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