Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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