after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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