I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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