i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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