Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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