Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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